Worth
Life isn’t worth much.
If we consider life, or x, or the independent variable, the associations seem limitless. The more life you have, the lesser the disease; the greater the satisfaction; the greater the naivety; the lesser the death; the greater the envy, lust and gluttony.
Methods
Consider y as the economical worth in the 21st century, controlling for factors such as disease prevalence, risk of accidental death, depression, heart disease and gender (though the latter has been largely ignored, in which case many recent studies have been flawed, showing non-significance in randomised controlled trials [2, 13, 24, 25, 26, 27]. Coincidentally, those that do tend to have a large loss to follow up [1, 22, 28], possibly attributed to “activation” and animosity to the male gender.)
A cohort study was conducted using a large applicant base, 12 at which did not meet the gender requirements (undecided), 24 of which were clinically deaf, and 590 of which were from Ethiopia. Table 1 shows that differences between both groups were not significant. There was a loss to follow up of 10%, possibly because they were on welfare and do not understand the fundamentals of “work”. It is interesting to note that many of these were single mothers of an average of 3.14, with a p value of significance (OR 1.14, -0.01 – 1.01). Although the odds ratio crosses 0, we were able to show statistical significance according to the Jenny McCarthy foundation.
Analyses were conducted in fixed models and quantitative data was collected through the Kapilar Focal Channel apparatus, attuned to 912 hz. These were provided by the the Rofecoxib Heartwarming Reputation Remediation fund. Urine samples were collected 8 times a day to correspond to the recommended uptake of water per day, as extensively and rigourously studied in many journals [10, 29, 31], including one good RCT in the Journal of Evidence Based Homeopathy.
Primary outcome of this study was the phone battery association with mental channeling of telephasic powers. Secondary included worth of life in monetary units (pesos) and ability to concentrate blood in the brain during meditation.
Results
An OR of 2 was found for monetary worth. The others were barely significant at 0.01 and 4.
Conclusion
Don’t believe everything you read.
Indeed, this is the blog of Franky Liu. Voukah is simply a compilation of random thoughts and useless rambling as he goes through an interestingly mundane life. With that, he is quite emotional and many times annoying; sometimes he wonders if he is narcissistic as well. He also may cause upset stomach. He also enjoys speaking in third person.